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26. Fartacious

November 26, 2009

My sole foray into potty humor:

Fartacious is an insane, half-human freak whose mother abandoned him on a doorstep the night she ran screaming from finding out her husband was an inhuman monster from another world.

The boy grew up lonely and abused for his looks and developed a pyromania as he grew up. He also has two sets of lungs — one that breathes regular oxygen like a human and the other that breathes methane. His human digestive tract does not produce enough methane, so he acquires it telekinetically by forcing it out of the systems of others through forcing them to pass wind.

And of course, what he doesn’t need to subsist on, he blows out with some oxygen from his human lungs and sets afire.

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