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13. The Gluckmunchers

November 13, 2009

These little guys are supernatural creatures responsible for bad luck. They lay eggs on Friday the 13th, and they hatch the next time a Friday the 13th rolls around, and live for those 24 hours, during which they lay more eggs. They tend to have clutches in multiples of 13.

They cause especially bad luck of the type you only encounter on Friday the 13th by eating good luck and by generally being nasty and destructive.

To the eyes of any normal person, they look like black cats. Only other supernaturals and people with psi can see them for what they really are.

They tend to be grey, green, brown, or black, and adapt for their surroundings: they can sprout wings, or tails, webbed fingers and gills, digging claws, etc.

And yes, they bite.

UPDATE: Put the first gen Gluckmuncher next to the one I ended up liking better, though both of them are cuter than I’d prefer.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Crash! Landen permalink
    November 13, 2009 5:23 pm

    Okay, I’m not seeing a black cat… I wonder if that qualifies me for the New Earth Army… I am a Jedi Warrior.

  2. Crash! Landen permalink
    November 13, 2009 8:06 pm

    The second one looks mean enough….

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