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11. Hurl

November 11, 2009

HurlThe red-headed step- child of the Death Stars, Kurt Blackburn has been trying to trade Hurl to one of the other CLA teams for years.  But whenever he gets close to a deal, his marketing and PR people talk him out of it.  See, Hurl is HUGELY popular with boys ages 6-11.  In fact, the Hurl Action Figure (With Toxic Vomiting Action) is a highest grossing (bad pun intended) figure from the CLA line.

Tattooed, pierced, and cornrowed, Hurl is one of the dirtiest fighters in the league.  What he lacks in strength and quickness, he makes up for in low blows.  He has the ability, as his name would suggest, to upchuck an almost endless supply of toxic vomit.  Hurl‘s hurl is laced with hallucinagenic toxins that completely disorient his opponents, leaving them compromised.  A swift kick to the groin usually follows.

One Comment leave one →
  1. Crash! Landen permalink
    November 11, 2009 3:44 pm

    This one’s brilliant.

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