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#9. Trixie, The Accidental Antichrist

November 9, 2009

It is my esteemed pleasure to present to you, Trixie – the 17 year old accidental antichrist. 

Born into a family of extreme wealth and worldwide political power, Trixie likes to party… all the time.  She finally got her license, her first ride – an M6 convertible, and daddy’s credit card… she’s ready to do some damage. 

Trixie is a special girl, exhibiting antichrist-like behaviors at a young age.  By the time she was three years old she had gone through 14 nannies – who all committed ritual suicide after reporting constant burning sensations and hearing voices whenever they were in Trixie’s presence. 

Even though the delivery room staff noticed the perfect “999” birthmark on the back of Trixie’s neck the day she was born, Trixie’s parents brushed off the possibility of what her fate in life was to be, stating “It’s Preposterous!”. 

If you ask Trixie, she is more concerned with getting her hands on the latest Gucci couture before they hit the runway at ‘Fashion Week’ in Versailles.

Trixie waves hello

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Rich Duszczak permalink
    November 9, 2009 10:03 am

    Trixie…please lower your arm. You’re killing all the birds.

  2. November 12, 2009 1:08 am

    The innocent smile and wave while birds fall out of the sky is awesome. 🙂

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