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#7 The Maskerado

November 7, 2009

Welcome to Mid City Super Powered Community College. We provide an academic foundation to a Super Heroic future. Building unbreakable* minds and bodies† of every student‡ who enter through our doors◊ every day♂.

* The term “unbreakable” is a dramatic expression for slightly to moderately better than when you first started our classes

† We reserve the right to train or not train any body and/or mind based on the fact that many people are not trainable no matter what we do.

‡ Some students lack a physical body…and are except from the physical training program

◊ Students enrolled in our award winning online courses are also exempt seeing as how they don’t actually…you know…walk through any doors to learn.

♂ Our campus is closed Sundays and more holidays.

Shamed from the EEWF (Eastern European Wrestling Federation) following the infamous “Sharting-Slam” incident…The Maskerado joined our faculty in the ’04 school year.  He trains the nights and weekend hand-to-hand combat classes.

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