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#7. Inactive Man

November 7, 2009

He is… the man of inaction!   

When the world is at threat and needs a hero – He does absolutely nothing.

Inactive Man, known for his abilities to sit, eat, and watch TV, was born, raised, and still lives in a small town on the NJ shore. From a very young age, he showed promise to be a great and powerful force in the world of “super-nothingism”.

Donning his custom-made inactivity suit, complete with cape and boots, Inactive Man waits for a lack of adventure and excitement – ready to spring into inaction with his trusty remote control and nourishing bag of potato chips.

Inactive Man

2 Comments leave one →
  1. November 7, 2009 4:32 am

    Dad?

  2. Crash! Landen permalink
    November 8, 2009 3:06 am

    That’s exactly what I looked like yesterday…

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