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#5. Rusty Hemper

November 5, 2009

Rusty Hemper

Vegans who dig meat.


Rusty. First name says many things. Hemper. A little more direct. BUT Rusty is not your stereotypical stoner-guitar playing-hemp wearing-vegan claiming-meat loving type of character. He’s more shallow than that. He’s in it for the wookie. That’s right – he’s not a Trekkie, but he’s got a fetish for girls who dress up as wookies.

And I have no idea where that came from…

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  1. tmcelmurry permalink
    November 5, 2009 10:31 am

    Wookie fetish, far out man. Nothin better than hittin it up with that Wookie of your dreams after scarfing down a mouth watering Vegan Steak Sandwich while strumming out a few cords with your hemp pic on your 1966 Yamaha SG-7a Electric Guitar.

    These characters you’ve created so far would be ideal at Spud University. Go Tators!!!

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