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#5 Gerald King

November 5, 2009

At 6 months old, Gerald is rather advanced for has age. He can read an average length novel in under an hour, could explain to you the proof of Fermat’s last theorem and can bench press a small car.

Gerald’s mother does not seem to have noticed that he resembles a small red gargoyle  or that he has an IQ of  over 200. Everyone else – of course – has done, but they are to polite to point this out to her.

Despite his high intelligence, Gerald is not yet potty trained. The job of dealing with his nappies is a dangerous one as his turds give of a deadly poisonous gas and each one weighs about the same as a family of blue whales. It does have its rewards, however, as at the centre of each one is a nugget of solid gold.

Although his favourite author is Leo Tolstoy, Gerald also enjoys the works of Arthur Conan Doyle, and is always on the lookout for a good mystery to solve.

a pic of Gerald

2 Comments leave one →
  1. johnlees permalink
    November 5, 2009 2:15 pm

    Brillliant! And I think that’s my favourite drawing out of all the ones you’ve done for this thus far.

  2. atombat permalink
    November 6, 2009 1:52 am

    Looks like British T.V. presented/astronomer Sir Patrick Moore.

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