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#4. Bob the Zombie’s Personal Assistant

November 4, 2009

She is young and slender, no more than 26 years old.  Her hair is neatly tied back in a Japanese-style bun, held together by an expensive ball-point pen.  She has big nerd glasses and dresses attractively in a plaid pencil skirt, heels, a wide-collar blouse, and solid color cardigan.  She has a PDA, a cell phone, a daily planner, a shoulder bag, and Bob’s personal stash of brain chunks in a bloody paper bag.

She is frazzled all the time – but, she holds onto the hope that one day she’ll get that $2 raise she she’s been waiting for, and that maybe one day Bob will finally leave his wife for her.
Bob The Zombie's Personal Assistant

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