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#2 Herman Phillips

November 2, 2009

Herman was a janitor working at a high-tech nuclear research facility. He was obsessively cleanly and extraordinarily germaphobic. He was also very bright, and picked up a good body of knowledge about nuclear physics from scraps left lying around the labs he cleaned.

One night he was clearing up when a young scientist, hyped up on coffee and Ritalin blew up a nearby lab, killing himself and showering Herman with bizarre and unstable chemicals.


Remarkably, instead of killing him it cursed him with super-powerful microscopic vision.


Now able to see each and every germ on any surface Herman has vowed to rid the earth of their unclean presence the only way he knows how – destroying the sun.


Using his knowledge of nuclear physics he has built a ray gun capable of halting nuclear fusion. His knowledge of physics, however, is strictly limited, and he has no way or getting close enough to the sun to use it. He is currently working on a giant catapult which he believes may do the job.


a picture of Herman

2 Comments leave one →
  1. johnlees permalink
    November 2, 2009 10:42 am

    HAHAHAHA! Another wonderfully bizarre oddball from the Jamie Fairlie Academy. Nice work!

  2. November 3, 2009 1:06 pm

    He looks like a right vicious prick! Jeezuz!

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